By William PJ Kulich.
It doesn't need your password.
It's written in its own programming language.
And best of all, it's coming to a Mac near you!
Yes, Java and Apple have piled their buckets of shit together and created a breeding environment so fertile that 600,000 computers have already been infected by the Duqu trojan.
If you're one of those
terribly misguided people hipsters with a Mac, here's a guide on how to to find out if you're infected and how to fix things if you are: http://gizmodo.com/5899352/mac-flashback-trojan-find-out-if-youre-one-of-the-600000-infected
Oh, and did I mention that Windows 8 has built-in antivirus?
Yep, in the PC world nothing can go wrong!
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