Malicious Mac malware monster movie

^{By William PJ Kulich.}

It's vicious.

It doesn't need your password.

It's written in its own programming language.

And best of all, it's coming to a Mac near you!

Yes, Java and Apple have piled their buckets of shit together and created a breeding environment so fertile that 600,000 computers have already been infected by the Duqu trojan.

If you're one of those terribly misguided people hipsters with a Mac, here's a guide on how to to find out if you're infected and how to fix things if you are: http://gizmodo.com/5899352/mac-flashback-trojan-find-out-if-youre-one-of-the-600000-infected

Oh, and did I mention that Windows 8 has built-in antivirus?

Yep, in the PC world nothing can go wrong!

Nothing can possi-bly go wrong.

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